Asamoah Gyan was Interviewed(just for fun)

By Festus A Anim -


Journalist: so u chop am?
Baby Jet: naa, make i flow u how the tin happen
Journalist: ok
BJ: na i dey pass the mall wey i say make i
check up on this gal. so i catch the house wey i
bell am. she flow me say i fit enter.
Journalist: and then
BJ: i enter wey i hug am. der norr i root. she see
evri tin buh she no mind. so she offer me drink
Journo: why u alone?
BJ: naa a go + ma paddy, wey i talk am say make he
wedge for outside
Journo: ok. continue
BJ: so she kiss me, i kiss am. she kiss me again i
kiss am again, she kiss, i kiss, she kiss, i kiss
norr i root again.hmmm
Journo: eeiii
BJ: yh
Journo: saaaa
BJ: i flow am say ma body cam. she say ask and
it shall be given. i say her wish is my command.
so i comot my shelele(langalanga), ready for
pum3m3.
she want foreplay, i want quick. she say make i
take rub k3k3. i beg am say a go enter buh i no go move. just
the tip k3k3 shoddy say naa
Journo: i see dat tin
BJ: i jiee my eye( unlooking pass position like Ronaldinho ™). she turn her body, i comot her panty, SKOLOM!! na me
dey there nu.
OMG dis tin be too much
ewo y3 la nor(Ga)
s)nkp) wele wa
Journo: oooh ma Gwad
BJ: E check like u wan laugh me
Journo: ooh naa
BJ: wey i tell am PTO
Journo: wat dat?
BJ: Pls turn over. i give am for the back kpa kpa kpa
Journo: eeish. u use rubber?
BJ: ??
Journo: condom condom
BJ: naa. one tin about me bi say the whole world me p3 my sperms dey comot one one
like plain rice
Journo: shw3333! oh i see. from what u are
saying it seems it was mutual consent.
BJ: naa u do me i do u. man no go vex. i no force am
Journo: Thank u for the words so sweet Asamoah
Gyan a. k. a Baby Jet.
On this note we end this interview.
Thank u Asamoah Gyan
BJ: u are welcome.

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