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Asamoah Gyan was Interviewed(just for fun)

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Journalist: so u chop am? Baby Jet: naa, make i flow u how the tin happen Journalist: ok BJ: na i dey pass the mall wey i say make i check up on this gal. so i catch the house wey i bell am. she flow me say i fit enter. Journalist: and then BJ: i enter wey i hug am. der norr i root. she see evri tin buh she no mind. so she offer me drink Journo: why u alone? BJ: naa a go + ma paddy, wey i talk am say make he wedge for outside Journo: ok. continue BJ: so she kiss me, i kiss am. she kiss me again i kiss am again, she kiss, i kiss, she kiss, i kiss norr i root again.hmmm Journo: eeiii BJ: yh Journo: saaaa BJ: i flow am say ma body cam. she say ask and it shall be given. i say her wish is my command. so i comot my shelele(langalanga), ready for pum3m3. she want foreplay, i want quick. she say make i take rub k3k3. i beg am say a go enter buh i no go move. just the tip k3k3 shoddy say naa Journo: i see dat tin BJ: i jiee my eye( unlook...

#TBT Sarkodie and his dad

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LIST OF BET 2015 AWARDS

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Best Female R&B/Pop Artist Beyonce — WINNER Ciara Janelle Monáe Jhené Aiko K. Michelle Rihanna Best Male R&B/Pop Artist August Alsina Chris Brown — WINNER John Legend The Weeknd Trey Songz Usher Best Group A$AP Mob Jodeci Migos Rae Sremmurd — WINNER Rich Gang Young Money Best Collaboration August Alsina feat. Nicki Minaj – "No Love (Remix)" Big Sean Feat. E-40 – "IDFWU" Chris Brown Feat. Lil Wayne and Tyga – "Loyal" Chris Brown Feat. Usher and Rick Ross – "New Flame" Common & John Legend – "Glory" — WINNER Mark Ronson Feat. Bruno Maros – "Uptown Funk" Best Male Hip-Hop Artist Big Sean Common Drake J. Cole Kendrick Lamar — WINNER Wale Best Female Hip-Hop Artist Azealia Banks DeJ Loaf Iggy Azalea Nicki Minaj — WINNER Tink Trina Video of the Year Beyonce – "7/11″ — WINNER Big Sean feat. E-40 – "IDFWU" Chris Bro...

SHATTA WALE CONGRATULATE STONEBWOY FOR WINNING THE B.E.T AWARD "Best Africa ACT"

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Shatta Wale congratulate Stonebwoy for winning the award 'Best Africa Act'. The image above is what the musician tweeted yesterday.

SARK IS A RAP GOD- J FOLEY REPORT FROM BET

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Hey i want to share something to everyone here today. Ive been among the few people to get the chance to witness this huge musical spectacle called BET AWARDS. This is my second experience and i can only thank God for choosing me out of the lot to bear witness to what is happening in the outside world. I want to say something about Sarkodie and Stonebwoy. Hope you have time to read. Yesterday, at the Grammy Museum here in Los Angeles California, I was humbled and put into deep thought after Stonebwoy and Sarkodie took their turns on stage. Let me start my story. Now this goes out to all Ghanaians. Each and every single one of us. Day in day out we undermine our very own people. We prefer to comment on the flaws of the very people who kill themselves to position Ghana on the Globe. We would rather tweet and criticise our leaders in various places and talents who day in day out push us forward. We care more about the errors than the good. We will compare our ways to other count...

Asamoah Gyan calls his new mansion LA BASILICA DE BABY JET

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Black Stars Captain Asamoah Gyan has named his new, 3 million-dollar residential facility LA BASILICA DE BABY JET . Located in Kasoa, it officially opens tonight to a party with some big shots. Gyan, who plies his professional football trade with Al Ain in the United Arab Emirates, has invited some friends, colleagues, and close relations as well as some corporate and political names to the event. See photos of the 3 million-dollar facility...

SHOCKING! Popular Female Bishop Touches Pastor Privates During Teachings

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When a woman in the bible wanted healing from Jesus she touched the hem of his garment, guess what this woman touched to get the miracle she wants. According to ReportGhanaNews, this Pastor was preaching to his congregation on a Sunday morning then he ask people with health problems to stand up and come close to touch a specific place on his body for healing. While everyone was touching the Pastor's head, shoes and shoulder; this woman, a bishop of same congregation decided to hold the pastor's pen_s for healing. The Pastor ask why she hold his pen_s and the woman said, "her husband pen_s is not working anymore so she believes when she hold the Pastor's pen_s, her husband pen_s will be healed." Then the pastor shouted, hallelujah somebody!

Bulldog Goes Hard on Black Raster

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NEXT TIME… I never knew you could be remorseful. Blakk Rasta next time learn to respect your elders… You have brought disgrace to your parents, I am very sure you got proper upbringing but you paid no heed. Open your mouth that wide again and you will face the full rigors of the law. You sit on your show maligning and make a mockery of personalities the least opportunity you get. I don't blame you but the people who put you on radio. For a firm like multimedia that has produced the finest of presenters and journalists in the broadcasting industry this mars it's reputation. I wonder if anyone supervises Blakk Rasta's show? Or maybe HITZ FM doesn't have a programs manager. OH SORRY! Okraku Mante is. Okraku Mante put a padlock on Blakk Rasta's slanderous lips, that's your job as a manager, to put your staff in check and stop hopping from one station to the other professing doom for ghanaian artistes. Always claiming Shatta Wale is disrespectful, Sarkodie ...

Avoid Quick Judgment

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A couple had been married for several years without a child. For the purpose of companionship, they bought a Rottweiler puppy, named it Hatchi and loved her like a child. The dog had access to all the rooms in the house. The puppy grew to become a large, beautiful dog and had on several occasions saved d couples from robbery. Hatchi was always faithful, loyal and defended its owners against any danger. Seven years later, the couple was blessed to have the long-awaited son. They were very happy with their new son and decreased the attention they had been giving the dog. Hatchi felt neglected and began to get jealous of the baby. One day the couple left the baby sleeping peacefully in his cradle and went to the terrace to prepare a roast. They were shocked as they were heading to the nursery and saw Hatchi in the hallway with a bloody mouth, wagging its tail. The dog's owner thought the worst, pulled out a weapon and immediately killed the dog. Rushed to the baby's room and found...

Pictures of the day.

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SHELTER OF DEATH

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They ask what death is I say advanced sleep Which blesses in-earth beings And floats the spirit II They say it ends dreams Like extreme castration ends potency I say what are dreams when death has no immunisation? Capturings even have their expiry dates Now confused,  why is it fearful to enter its shelters? Why is it draped in pain? Are there those who enter wearing smiles? Mysticism in shivers of goosebumps III It is like a prerequisite for living We might have signed bonds in male waists Before ascending womb staircases It can mean oblivion It might be a whole new world A world of pain or gain Or an ever restful realm in bliss of no thinking But what do I know? I am one of the wondering vessels So I too think on Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia (c) 2015

Big brother Africa: Elikem and Pokello traditional marriage pics

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The top 4 suspects for the leaked BECE exams papers.

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SIDE BITCHES

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Sex was an oracle to them For him to think of another Was an overdose of a taboo to her Two weeks apart and finally together She asks him to play a song for her His reluctance left an explanation to render To another in awe by findings of a smart phone left bare, so She looks him in the eye and makes her heart clear I love you but I'm hoping the bitch won't dare But I trust you, the very reason I live without fear I am your woman so please be my man, be sincere And rid me of these pains that bring tears #by #GrassCutter® #poetry

OH MY GOD

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I'll tell you the truth I'll tell you the art of the truth So you know the truth in art is proof That the one who creates is truth Hence when truth is steep In a way that makes you sit to think deep To find what I mean by the words of scenes In The Most High's creation of the world he wove with words He just pronounced and all was formed If by his words, the visions of his thoughts were poured Then by my words I can bring forth a whole new world We're poets We create with words If he is God Then what the hell am I #by #GrassCutter®

TɛKYRɛMA

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A spongelike muscle in the mouth for auditory communication The very spade which made the sod cutting of our nation "Ghana, our beloved country is (totally) free forever" That weapon of mass destruction that needs no science for construction Live forever mother of our language Live forever creator of our world Have you imagined if God had no tongue to say let there be light The unpredictable circumstance that sparked up our life You bare your own curse through wealth and strife Live forever Mr. Refuse-to-grow Live forever destroyer of our world How much blood have you tasted but still hunger for less As many as do not have a lick might think they are cursed but blessed Lose yours and you might wonder how God tasted like Amplification might mean a mic, but Ano a edi nkyene di mako, sÉ› É›bÉ” wo na w'enbu a, wo kyea #by #GrassCutter®

WHAT IS SELF-ESTEEM?

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What is self-esteem? Your self-esteem is the way you look at or perceive yourself. If you have healthy self-esteem, it means that you like yourself and you believe that you are just as cool as everyone else. If you have low self-esteem, it means that you believe that you're inferior to others. People who have low self-esteem tend to focus on what they believe are their shortcomings, and sometimes blow those flaws out of proportion. They might ignore their strengths and achievements. How does your self-esteem affect your life? Your self-esteem can affect how you feel, how you relate to other people, how you deal with challenges and how relaxed and safe you feel in your daily life. Here are a few examples: The way you feel. In order to be happy you need to like yourself. If you have low self-esteem or if you're constantly putting yourself down, you're more likely to feel depressed, anxious or unhappy than someone who has a positive view of himself or herself. Your relationshi...

A MASTER'S PIECE.

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A MASTER'S PIECE A perfect description for a masterpiece That piece of the master's piece that paints peace In the minds of kings who won't mind walking blind on blade for a piece of this peace The world lives with this piece in outer shells that sparks hell A pink opposite of my genitals, or My lips turned sideways without my dentals The fleshy gates of life's portal But not an exit to life eternal Else death will know no denial Hence my sins are not visual but mental #by #grasscutter #poetry

ACCRA FLOOD: 80 CONFIRMED DEAD IN GOIL FILLING STATION FIRE.

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Over eighty dead bodies have been retrieved at the Goil Filling Station that caught fire during Wednesday's torrential rains. Starr News' Asabea Akornor who is at the scene reports that the police are still counting and bringing out the victims from their respective homes around the scene of the outbreak. The inferno followed hours of heavy downpour in the capital that led to power outages in several communities. Accra is flooded following torrential rains that continued for several hours. Hundreds of workers in the capital have been left stranded at their work places as the heavy downpour submerges the city. Most of the principal streets in Accra are flooded and unmotorable as commercial and private vehicles are trapped in the deluge which is above knee level. Most of the drivers have parked their vehicles on the inner and outer pavements to prevent their vehicles from being carried away by the flood. Tables, chairs and...

PROMZY (FORMER MEMBER OF VIP DISSES REGGIE ROCKSTONE)

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Below is what the former member of VIP updated on his facebook page on 2015/06/03 The reason behind my silence 1,am not the pussy type running after radio or tv seeking attention or wanna be heard 2,a real street negga don't talk too much,we put in work 3,real neggaz don't start what they can't finish. 4,we don't have time for low life neggaz. As old as you are you don't want to respect yourself,who even made you the grandpa of hip life( that sounds like a self title to me,tell people the truth about me)Never bite the hands that feed you. Remember this,am always going to be #PROMZYAFRIKA the true King of Nima. So shut the fuck up or else it will be ugly Yaw asante and am not playing.

FORMER MEMBER OF #VIP, PROMZY HIT BACK ON REGGIE

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Former member of the award winning group #VIP, Promzy replies back to Reggie in an indirect way..This is what Promzy updated on his face book page: The most painful thing is when an opportunist thinks his stupidity and greed will make you speak but you silent hurts the more.Am coming for you all but at the right time#Promzyafrika

#HELP REQUIRED

This is what I received through my mail a couple of months ago.If you are willing to help,you can contact him through this email:rajesh@vc-india.com Dear Anim, Greetings I am Rajesh Vinaykyaa from India. I am not sure if this email reaches you directly or indirectly, but this is a genuine help request. My elder brother Kamal Jain fall down from a horse on the way to a pilgrimage "Vaishno Devi Shrine" and the horse kicked his right side of head. He was immediately operated upon within 14 hours and by grace of God life was saved. Since more than 6 months now, he is gaining consciousness but still in semi coma stage. He is under home caring for which we had to hire a 24 hour male nurse. Now after 6 months I am also having low volume of work and can't earn much to take care a family of 10 persons that include my elder brother, his wife and two kids. I too have a wife and two kids and my parents too live with me. We have spend all our sa...

#VANITY! LOVELY PIECE

I vividly recall the story of a man who became popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude; you wouldn't buy that car for 50k today. A guy brutally murdered his brother, just because he wanted to acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin.... Vanity I remember as a kid, my whole street gathered at a neighbour's house to watch a"drama" shown on a "double-door black & white television". Today there is plasma television and its almost found in every student's room..... Vanity Some ladies left their true loves because some rich guy then persuaded them with a Benz 190, which turned out to be the only car they ever owned till date. They found out too late that true love is invaluable..... Vanity What about Santana, Mercedes Benz V boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota Crown?... All overtaken by latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acur...

A FAN GIVES THANKS TO JOHN DUMELO

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A fan of John Dumelo thank him for changing lives through motivational messages on social media[image above]. And this is what the actor just updated on facebook; Sometimes I pray for fans...sometimes i write on Facebook and Instagram what I see and feel at that moment. A few days ago I wrote on facebook that God will touch lives this coming week and that He will answer your prayer before the week ends. Even before it started, people's prayers are being answered. I'm not saying I'm a Man of God, I'm just saying lets all keep praying for God uses people to reach out to people. Let's all keep praying....