IT'S GOOD TO BE EDUCATED
During a robbery in Guangzhou,
China, the bank robber shouted to
everyone in
the bank: "Don't move. The money
belongs to the State. Your life
belongs to
you."
Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing
Concept" Changing the conventional
way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted at
her:
"Please be civilized! This is a robbery
and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional"
Focus only on what you are trained
to
do!
When the bank robbers returned
home, the younger robber (MBA-
trained) told
the older robber (who has only
completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big
brother, let's count how much we
got."
The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so
much
money it will take us a long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will tell
us how much we robbed from the
bank!"
This is called "Experience."
Nowadays, experience is more
important than
paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to
call the police quickly. But the
supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us
take
out $10 million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70
million
that we have previously embezzled
from the bank".
This is called "Swimming with the
tide." Converting an unfavorable
situation to
your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good
if there is a robbery every month.
"
This is called "Killing Boredom."
Personal Happiness is more
important than
your job.
The next day, the TV news reported
that $100 million was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and
counted and counted, but they could
only count
$20 million. The robbers were very
angry and complained: "We risked
our
lives and only took $20 million.
The bank manager took $80 million
with a
snap of his fingers.
It looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a
thief!"
This is called "Knowledge"
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